I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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