Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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