Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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