Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
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