After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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