): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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