you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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