I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
