batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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