Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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