I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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