"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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