so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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