Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
