Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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