No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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