You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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