oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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