Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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