careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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