i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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