Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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