am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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