I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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