Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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