Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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