Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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