No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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