So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you will always have a special place in my vag
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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