I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My ass is underappreciated
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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