dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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