Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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