You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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