honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
