i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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