Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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