So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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