And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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