So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Randomize
