You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My feet surprised me
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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