i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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