physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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