hell yes lets make some ravioli
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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