He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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