I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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