Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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