is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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