How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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