Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
A+ Viking dick
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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