Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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